Everyone has one great funny story, give the world a chuckle
I was late to school, and I thought today was Friday and that I have an exam. So, I went into the classroom, I didn’t see the rest of the group (this group was writing an exam) and asked the teacher for a test paper. And then, I realised that today is not friday, that it was not my class, and that I was writing a different exam (which wasn’t mine)!
What do you call a woman in heaven? An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven? … PEACE ON EARTH!
Girl: I’m not feeling well today
Boy: Oh! Thats too bad, I thought of taking you for shopping today
Girl: I was joking
Boy: Me Too… =D
I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated
Girl: So what do you do?
me: I close my eyes and act like I am sleeping
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Yesterday, I was walking across the street and I was hit by a bus. By bus I mean fat girl. Very big person. Anyway, I told her not to walk in my space and then she hit me. This is the way of the world.
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